Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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