Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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