if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize