Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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