No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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