You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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