It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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