As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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