I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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