I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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