She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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