Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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