Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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