laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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