Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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