you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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