when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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