Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize