would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Rumble strips road head = magical
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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