all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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