the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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