You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Floor bacon is actually really good
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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