she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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