Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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