If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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