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  • 45 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:16pm

    Just slam it with the toilet seat a few times, same principle.

  • 43 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:11pm

    one word antibiotics

  • 44 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:15pm

    any sort of sporting event, concert, etc would be awkward. your penis would be constantly fluctuating between limp and raging boner.

  • 42 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:18pm

    i don't think females would like this.. I personally, love when it grows and grows... yumO

  • 36 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:19pm

    what if it just grows? and thats it. Grows AND grows is asking a lot

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 10 at 12:41pm

    @1:19 ahahahaha

  • 35 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:09pm

    i can do that. it's pretty cool

  • 41 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:01pm

    i wish i could clap on clap off guys penises... penisi?

  • 37 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:20pm

    aww, someone got wood at a bad time

  • 37 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:26pm

    You'd have to space out any sort of ass slapping then. accidental clap off

  • 37 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:47pm

    8:16, that's just sadistic!! i cannot tell you how much work a devils 3 way with 3 other guys in the room is. Clap on would just be SO convenient for all involved.

  • 35 27
    Submitted by b_wack on Mar 9, 11 at 12:07pm

    We got the clap!\n\n-Aldous Snow

  • 42 42
    Submitted by neighplay on Jun 17, 10 at 1:19am

    Clap on penis is just generally a bad thing

  • 36 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:34pm

    Yeah us girls wish you all could do that too

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:47pm

    O my god i was talking to someone in the 970 area code about this like last month wow

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:50pm

    Honestly, I wish I could clap-on clap-off my boyfriend's penis, sometimes it's just a major inconveniance(packed in a car with 6 other people, for instance). Generally I just google pictures of morbidly obese people on my phone, hand it to him, and it does the trick. .....I can kind of see us getting into clapping wars if this were a reality, though.

  • 35 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:00pm

    You know, they make pills for that

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:48am

    my thoughts exactly 2:15

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:59am

    Are you saying you have chlamydia?

  • 36 48
    Submitted by mrgrim on Apr 12, 10 at 8:39am

    There's an app for that.

  • 29 42
    Submitted by monicaluv on Dec 25, 10 at 11:27pm

    I wish my bf could!!