census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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