His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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