THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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