Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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