Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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