what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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I just forgot I was standing up.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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