the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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