so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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