pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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