brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
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