He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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