he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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