So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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Your cock deserves a montage
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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