bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize