I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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