I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It's shark week go big or go home
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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