her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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