Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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