how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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