All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
they're like a gay fantastic four
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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