Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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