he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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