Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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