i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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