Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Houston, we have a squirter
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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