Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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